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Next Meeting:
When:  Friday, May 5, 2017
Where:  The Lansing Center, First Floor
Speaker:  Dr. George E. Kikano, Dean of CMU College of Medicine
Topic:  "Overview of CMU's College of Medicine"
Chair of the Day:  Todd Terwillegar
Invocator:  Dick Ammons
Chair of the Month:  Susan Angel
Greeters:  Chris Chamberlain & Dave Gillison
Remembrance:  Debbie Mikula
Editarian:  Laurie Baumer
 
May Birthdays
Baumer, LaurieMay 17
Benson, JeffMay 23
Carter, SuzyMay 06
Collier, StephanieMay 23
Dart, MelanieMay 09
Fliehman, DennisMay 21
Hansen, SueMay 05
Hines, DonaldMay 24
Hooper, MarkMay 12
Landolt, GeorgeMay 14
Larson, ErikMay 17
Millbrook, CourtneyMay 29
Mills, SueMay 14
O'Leary, JohnMay 07
Sherry, C. EdwardMay 16
Sonnenberg, CurtMay 25
Stephenson, JohnMay 26
Wanger, Eugene G.May 16
Special Music
Three cast members from CATCH ME IF YOU CAN will perform for us on Friday, May 5th at the Lansing Center.  Based on the hit film, this musical tells the true story of Frank Abagnale, Jr. who conned his way into cockpits, operating rooms and courtrooms across the country by impersonating pilots, doctors, lawyers and more.  This will be performed at Riverwalk Theatre from June 8th to the 18th.
Editarian Report for April 28th, 2017
 
Kevin V.B. Schumacher @editariansrus.  Apr 28.  Making Rotary GREAT again with the GREATEST Rotogram EVER GREATER brought to you by and guest tweeted by President Trump.
 
 
Jack R. Davis @CapnJack Apr 28.  I called Lansing Rotary to order at 12:30 SHARP!  We're going to have a GREAT meeting!
 
 
Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump.  Apr 28.  Lansing Rotary has GOOD meetings.  Believe me.  It was a very very good meeting.  If I was there, it would have been a GREAT meeting.
 
 
 
 
 
John Dale Smith@pianoman.  Apr 28.  You want me to play the Star Spangled Banner AGAIN?
 
 
Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump. Apr 28.  GREAT song, I wrote it you know.  I sang it with Willie Nelson but the fake news won't cover it.  Sad.
 
 
 
 
 
 
Terry Terry @elvisonaharley.  Apr 28.  We only had one guest today.
 
 
 
 
Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump.  Apr 28.  One Guest!  Ha ha!  You're terrible at guests!  Mar-a-Largo has the greatest guests.  White House?  Meh.
 
 
 
 
Diane Sanborn @rotaryqueen.  Apr 28.  We have the healthiest Rotarians in the world!
 
 
 
Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump.  Apr 28.  Obamacare ZERO!  T-Care is NUMBER ONE!
 
 
 
Jenn Dubey @jennduby.  Apr 28.  I went to Africa to build a house and kiss a giraffe for Rotary.
 
 
 
Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump.  Apr 28.  Who am I to judge?
 
 
 
 
 
Diane Sanborn @rotaryqueen.  Apr 28.  I went to Haiti to drink water filtered through Rotarians!  Pics to follow!
 
 
Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump.  Apr 28.  Water water every where, nary a drop to drink.  I'm better on a boat than the ancient mariner!  Read the poem, see the future!
 
 
 
 
Nancy Little @lawyerlady.  Apr 28.  Proud Rotarian Birthday Moments promote service above self!
 
 
 
 
Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump.  Apr 28.  Rotary birthdays are HUGE!
 
 
 
 
Julie Pingston @upinsmoke.  Apr 28.  Apparently Lansing Rotarians aren't much in the hands on department when it comes to installing smoke alarms.
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Donald J. trump @realDonaldTrump.  Apr 28.  You're Fired!  (Not you Julie, you're great, it's the other ones, the ones that didn't volunteer, they're fired).
 
 
 Special Music @cclefrun.  Apr 28.  Art Nova Chamber Music Group, table for 4 please, rocked on with pieces from Ravel and Bach.
 
 
Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump.  Apr 28.  Loser Arnold.  He won't be Bach, get it?  I'm great at musical satire, you should see me on SNL.
 
 
 
Missy Lilje @happendance.  Apr 28.  Makers of dancers since 1976.  Dance = enhance community dreams.
 
 
 
Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump.  Apr 28.  Dreamers better dance better than Rainman and Tom Cruise.
 
 
 
CDeb Mikula @ArtsCouncilGL.  Apr 28.  Driving Miss Daisy (the economy) or the impact of arts funding on local economies.  Discuss amongst yourselves.
 
 
 
Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump.  Apr 28.  I remember the day the music died like it was yesterday.  Bigly bopper, big loss.
 
 
 
Courtney Millbrook @LansingSymphony.  Apr 28.  Gotta love that Chamber Concert!
 
 
 
 
Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump.  Apr 28.  Judge Gorsich tweets in chambers.
 
 
 
Barb Whitney @LansingArtGall.  Apr 28.  Don't let her down with something you made in 3rd grade, get mom some real art.
 
 
 
 
Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump.  Apr 28.  Let's Make Mother's Day Great Again!
 
 
Emily Sutton-Smith @WilliamstonThtr.  Apr 28.  Taking Shakespeare to Dark Nights in billtown is an intimate storytelling experience.
 
 
 
Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump.  Apr 28.  Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon them. 343.  I'm livin' la vida Shakespeare.
 
 
 
Jack R. Davis @CapnJack Apr 28.  That was interesting.  Here's a coin with a test on it.
 
 
 
 
Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump.  Apr 28.  I've got plenty of coins and passed lots of tests.  Believe me.
 
 
Jack R. Davis @CapnJack Apr 28.  Take the coin anyway.  And we're making a donation in honor of our speakers for clean water.
 
 
 
 
Jack R. Davis @CapnJack Apr 28.  We are ADJOURNED.  Tweet that bell!
 
 
 
 
Kevin V.B.Schumacher @editariansrus.  Apr 28.  Respectfully tweeted, KVBS
 
Kevin's email is:  Schumacher@glassenrhead.com 
Speakers
May 12, 2017
at the Lansing Center
May 19, 2017
at the Crowne Plaza on Creyts Road
May 26, 2017
Jun 16, 2017
Presidential Roast
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Rotary Club of Lansing
P. O. Box 13156
Lansing, MI   48901-3156