No special music today, so we’ll do some guided imagery to inject special music into the Editarian Report. Give a listen to John Lee Hooker performing Boom Boom and imagine President Nick with a black Fedora and RayBan sunglasses. STOP! DO NOT READ ANY FURTHER UNTIL YOU CLICK ON THIS video link to set the mood for reading this week’s report: You may proceed if the music is playing. If you time it just right, about 168 bpm, you can read this twice before the video ends.
Nick called us to order.
Boom, Boom, Boom Boom.
Is it the Truth?
Hmmm, Hmmmm, Hmmm, Hmmm
Fair to All Concerned?
How How How How.
Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Heyeeeeeey.
Beneficial to all concerned?
Boom, Boom, Boom Boom.
Bilky J-M the poet.
Hmmm, Hmmmm, Hmmm, Hmmm
90 year old poem
How How How How.
Chicken wing referee
Heyeeeeeey.
My Country Tis of Thee.
Boom, Boom, Boom, Boom
Big blue microphone box
Hmmm, Hmmmm, Hmmm, Hmmm
Guests and whatnot.
How How How How.
Big blue microphone box
Heyeeeeeey.
Nick’s club news.
Boom, Boom, Boom Boom.
Big Trav got an award.
Hmmm, Hmmmm, Hmmm, Hmmm
Blue Badge Linda
How How How How.
She got history
Heyeeeeeey.
Just like you.
Boom, Boom, Boom Boom
Bugs and Zebra Mussels
Hmmm, Hmmmm, Hmmm, Hmmm
Suits and the City
How How How How.
Throw in a Wild Thing
Heyeeeeeey.
Best dressed Priest
Boom, Boom, Boom, Boom
I ever seen
Hmmm, Hmmmm, Hmmm, Hmmm
Omogo Sings!
How How How How.
Thanks for Rotary Wells.
Heyeeeeeey.
Biker Dave Trumpie
Boom, Boom, Boom, Boom
Birthday cake blues
Hmmm, Hmmmm, Hmmm, Hmmm
100% Hank
How How How How.
And a family tradition.
Heyeeeeeey.
Shelbi Frayer
Boom, Boom, Boom Boom.
Turn around cfo
Hmmm, Hmmmm, Hmmm, Hmmm
Strong arm of the Mayor
How How How How.
40 million dollars
Heyeeeeeey.
New skyline for Lansing
Boom, Boom, Boom, Boom
25 stories tall
Hmmm, Hmmmm, Hmmm, Hmmm
Charter commission
How How How How.
Our Downtown home
Heyeeeeeey.
The email address for Kevin Schumacher is: schumacher@glassenrhead.com