Call for Volunteers! A coup d'état is brewing in Lansing Rotary and President Chris may be taken out by a musical themed drone strike. In the time honored tradition of the Club, on June INSERT DATE, we will do a send off for President Chris. Past Send offs included: Presidential Jeopardy live action board game for past president and 70’s porn star Dennis Fliehman:
A pandemic era video tribute to the all powerful Julie Pingston (click on link).
And last but not least, an appearance by a bare footed shirtless banjo playing rube honoring Courtney Millbook's symphonic presidency (I paid $25 for the hat, $100 for a used banjo on craigs list but I already had the cape.....long story, all of it credited to my Paul Harris account contributions).
Needless to say, the Sergeant at Arms committee is stumped by President Chris' lack of workable material to craft into a suitable tribute.
Volunteers are needed (you know who you are, but I don't). Please email schumacher@glassenrhead.com to confirm your continued member-
ship on the committee and submit ideas on how we can honor President Chris. We're turning over a new leaf this year, real talent will be
employed, it will be uplifting, no negativity, nothing but praise, Chris will glow like a pregnant woman at week 39 when we're done! Everyone
will be happy! Email schumacher@glassenrhead.com to commit your creative talent to this righteous endeavor. If you missed by email, here it
is again, schumacher@glassenrhead.com. Please click on the blue link to join this auspicious group of thespians (thay it wiff a Mike Tyson wisp, even funnier).